I have perhaps found the greatest diet plan of all time. It includes being pregnant and eating everything in sight.
Example:
Wide-eyed-Waitress, to me: "so bruschetta to start, and then tortellini with alfredo sauce and with melted cheese on top? Ooookay ..."
In the last month I have only gained a pound. And the kicker is that this month I wore my shoes when my doctor weighed me, and last month I didn't!
I love food! ... Now, what's for dinner?
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It's good to eat.
And good to see things are going well. Glad to see you"round." (HAH!!! ROUND!!!) ('Cause, see, yer preggers.) (It's a joke, see? Get it?!?)
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